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Things Demotivational Poster

THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"

TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

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robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol

Fall in love? -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.

HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun

EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.

TAGS: emo girls sexy crazy things
Rating: 3.73/5

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AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


TAGS: pregnant women like sweet and salty things anyways
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - March 11, 2010, 1:27 pm
GD it Face!! BLLow Job is spelled with 2 L's. and I'll give you 3 more than that for the funny.

BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death


TAGS: stupid things men do dumb
Rating: 4.73/5

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ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:10 am
5butjam - April 8, 2012, 7:14 pm
Perfect picture there Cavey, 5 proud lionesses... with manes.

APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt

TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
Damn you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L

L-I-N-U-X -

WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel

TAGS: weaseling out of things
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hakiu - May 13, 2010, 1:26 pm
For some reason this reminds me of Jamie from Mythbusters.

Free -

SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.


SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm

Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm




TAGS: things not to say during sex
Rating: 3.38/5

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Fatt Matt - January 7, 2010, 4:49 pm
HAHAHA! 5 jars of PB for you sir!


TAGS: tony stark doing the things you can only dream about
Rating: 2.67/5

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Bartimaeus - May 29, 2010, 3:54 pm
Cool World is a possibility. You just need a LOT of acid.
Cubbybear - May 29, 2010, 3:28 pm
Not even after seeing Cool World or Roger Rabbit? I did and I'm ashamed.
agdaniele - May 29, 2010, 3:19 pm
I've never dreamed about being a cartoon.


TAGS: because there are somethings on the internet not meant for children
Rating: 1.92/5

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Bartimaeus - September 19, 2009, 1:30 pm
Two Girls, One Cup for the win! 5/5
Stenboy - September 19, 2009, 1:29 pm

Nice Things -

TAGS: things cant have
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
This one still cracks me up.
what - January 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
i don't get it

CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.


YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss

TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...

OKTOBERFEST - Has three of my favorite things in life ...

TAGS: oktoberfest three favorite things
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - September 22, 2011, 7:14 pm
pricksoldier? What are you a medic? LOL (inside joke) "Two girls one stein".
pricksoldier - September 22, 2011, 11:45 am
how bout; 2. girls 4. t**ts 6. beers 8. 0r 9. shots?
mariand - September 21, 2011, 5:59 pm
my fault... I assimilated babes with boobs
Budog - September 21, 2011, 3:14 pm
Babes, Boobs and Beer !!!
rnbw00 - September 21, 2011, 2:11 pm
Depends if you count each tit individually or together. Or it could be 1. Girls, 2. Tits, 3. Beer.
mariand - September 21, 2011, 7:19 am
Dude, I see only two... which is the third?


VEGGIES - you should eat them If you wanna go "that" way I won't tell anyone.

TAGS: you bring these things on yourself
Rating: 3.89/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2010, 8:54 am
"Veggie" is the name of one of our members. It was only meant to razz him, not to be truly funny......why am I explaining myself to a noob?.....Fuck off noob!
danierae - May 7, 2010, 9:27 pm
this is funny?


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


TAGS: dead things
Rating: 3.62/5

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AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.

TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


TAGS: first things first
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
*sigh* Bone did a stinker

LOOK, BATMAN... - If Robin's gone, you've got to move on.

MY LITTLE FRIEND - Say hello to him.


TAGS: keep things simple
Rating: 4.95/5

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mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:24 am
well, thanks for emptying them...lol
tellitlikeitis - November 2, 2011, 9:19 pm
So little respect for moms. 5 empty wine bottles for you.

GIFTS - At Least God Gave You The Power To Stop The Pain

TAGS: never take things for granted
Rating: 4.86/5

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Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:50 pm
Nah Man can't Take More Hits Today Way Too Many Drunk Fights .... Cracked A Few ribs I'm Sure..
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:47 pm
And groin?
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
thank you, i will take it to heart
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
Personally, you're the goods... that's not in doubt.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:34 pm
making fakes is what you're decent at... you show signs that you could be great.
agdaniele - November 6, 2010, 5:33 pm
You're wrong, ham bone.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 5:32 pm
I Learned My Place, And that is Making Motifakes, And I Am Happy With It.
GreyScorpion - November 6, 2010, 11:21 am
funny how a little hammer tap can knock some sense into someone...good call Hambone
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 11:00 am
Ill Just Stay on The Safe Side And Stay Out.
TheTrashHeap - November 6, 2010, 10:50 am
You were only kicked out of the forum thread Hammy. But if you dick around on the poster you will piss off the whole crew. Weigh your options (and consider your history) before you jump in.
Hawamleh - November 6, 2010, 10:45 am
you mean i can post there ??
TheTrashHeap - November 5, 2010, 11:16 pm
59558 is the pats place address...
5150monkeylove - November 5, 2010, 9:42 pm
Loved it
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 9:38 pm




TAGS: things are looking brighter
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - June 15, 2010, 1:55 am
5L, in 3... 2... 1...


TAGS: things you should not after sex
Rating: 4/5

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ShiKageMaru - October 28, 2011, 2:09 am
Ever see a picture of someone you know online and make an account to comment on the image? Her name is Rachel Dashae. As far as I know, no mother daughter threeways, but that would be hot, wouldn't it?
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:26 am
I could be, what's your Birthday?
Bovee - January 7, 2010, 11:25 am
See that look, they says "wait are you my dad"
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 11:22 am
5 Mother/Daughter 3-ways!!


TAGS: you could put an eye out with those things
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:55 pm
Still love this one!

POV - There's a definite upskirt, ummm....I mean "upside" to being a midget!

... MAHNA MAHNA... - That's awesome dude! Write it down before you forget it!

O-FACE - Most human communication is nonverbal Let him know what a great job he did and he might come back for seconds


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


TAGS: chills vd things lol
Rating: 3.29/5

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Derek - January 7, 2010, 4:21 pm
Great band. Their Heavenly Pop Hit was a heavenly pop hit. (Didn't know about the STDs though.)
Eugene - September 20, 2009, 1:46 am
Keep'em coming Ron i'm half dead
Pacifist - September 20, 2009, 12:00 am
I think you got that guys bills too!

HACKNEYED - Carl! Carl! Watch this... you go over there and take my picture while I stand here to make it look like that thing over there is my johnson! I bet NOBODY has ever thought of this. I'm so AMSOME!

FAMILY HISTORY - It Kinda Brings A Tear To Your Eye

TAGS: things you d rather not know
Rating: 2.88/5

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phydeaux - February 14, 2010, 6:39 am
plus it's .com tagged.
phydeaux - February 14, 2010, 6:38 am
this has been done...here...better...and SO many times...1l

With him -

TAGS: with him id do ungodly things on her
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by The Pace

Logic Man - July 15, 2009, 4:28 pm
LOL....nice...tap that ass I will...smoke the cock she will
YodaFan - July 7, 2009, 7:44 pm
Gorgeous she is! Deep in her, I'd Be! Fuck Her...I Must


TAGS: elekid adult things
Rating: 2.09/5

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aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:17 pm
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:43 pm
Nice one man!

SEQUEL - 2 girls 1 bag

THE UNITED STATES - We stand for things.

TAGS: bush fail united states we stand for things politics
Rating: 1.81/5

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Drew - September 9, 2008, 5:01 pm
Is it redundant or repetitive?
Agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:11 pm
It repeats.
agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:10 pm

AHA! -

TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like naked, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry

Intent -

TAGS: sweet nothings calendar
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:52 am
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 11:13 am
Greeny, come closer. I want to whisper something in your ear...BAHAHA! A nice 5L yet again.

EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?

TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!

Name Please -

TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"

mother nature flies-off-the-handle -

TAGS: things can get much worse
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:00 am
Seen ISM News Channel spoof network of yours. Anything more than 3 letters wouldn't work well. I love your idea, Izzy.
Ism - August 15, 2013, 10:06 pm
5L's Ugh News :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:30 pm
Mother Nature is on her period, lol.

From Me To You Kid -

Don’t get too comfy -



TAGS: study obvious things cognitive test
Rating: 4.83/5

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5butjam - May 28, 2012, 2:13 pm
Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!
Bull - May 28, 2012, 8:47 am
I think all he was saying is that you've got A.D.D.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 8:47 pm
not sure if calling me homosexual or a penguin
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 5:48 pm
Sorry, you caught it all wrong!! noises coming from half of us will be similar to 'fap fap fap' or... wait... that was a trick question wa5n't it??
gas - May 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
or maybe you're just stunned.. and about to burn your fingers xD
Rick69 - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
FANTASTIC... Only our resident Pengen can do such a thing... I also like how I say nothing whatsoever... "Better to keep mouth closed & be thought a fool than to open it & remove all doubt"... : )
Sho - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Motifake? Not even a slight twist on the truth (bahahaha).


TAGS: christmas things to do adults
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 12:18 pm
I'd like to tap that...tits for cunt ing that up steve
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
Wow...lucky for me I didn't say "faucet"...geez.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:08 pm
Can somebody explain why tap is considered an expletive?
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
You're driving me crazy Papa trying to figure out what you originally typed that could be censored? Thanks for stopping by!
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:52 pm
Glad you fixed that...thought it was a proposal teehee. Thanks and a Merry Christmas to you too mao!
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
But I still get my fingers tangled in the tape! ;)
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:02 pm
Merry !
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:01 pm
Marry Christmas MissPriss, Mao


TAGS: changes things
Rating: 4.64/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:32 pm
interesting pov..


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

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boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5

Parents -

TAGS: parents of all things
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:10 am
Something (sob), something seems to be in my eye….wait, Visine….I have Visine for the meeting this morning…damn turtles anyway


TAGS: best things in life are free
Rating: 4.54/5

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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:00 am
That's sweet. Yet, for some reason, it makes me think of an apocalyptic future. 5/5
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:05 am
Get in line! LOL! That's the good stuff!
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:59 am
I'll risk it.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
The best drink! (unless you're lactose intolerant)
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
Does that come with a drink? 5 thirsty poodles
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am

spacedog - July 27, 2010, 12:28 am
HA! I was gonna say stay away from my mother. Nice one Aggy. 5L
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 12:26 am
Awwwww, that's purdy. Although mom pretty much draws the line when you end up out weighing her.

Things That Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: growing up makes things more difficult
Rating: 4.31/5

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boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
i have no idea what im talking about so =p
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
for girls mommy's kisses stop working when the pain starts coming once a month, for boys idk for some i'd say 40's, others early 20's, those who are raised right its age 10(when the belt stops hurting and starts feeling good)
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:21 am
She does tend to have that effect...that, or get up and run away...it varies.
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 9:06 am
you're right Jake, your wifes kisses do make me want to get up and dance to Lady GaGa :)
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:05 am
LOL! Your hurt begins where hers goes away! Take it easy, Jake... good to see you on.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:02 am
No owies Ice, just noticed the other day that no matter how bad my little girl hurts herself, Mommy's kiss makes all the hurt go away and she's right back up on that chair dancing to Lady Ga Ga. :) Please no stripper jokes...at least not yet.
Ed-Hyde - June 8, 2010, 6:41 am
[Insert Witty Comment Here] bastich, can't think of anything funny that isn't also too brutal for my tastes. 5L, truly demotivational.
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:18 pm
Awwwwwwwwww, does widdle Jakey have an owie??????

ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.


Kumbaya -

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...

TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.

AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF PRACTICE - You start seeing things


LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.

TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. fucking amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!

MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.


TAGS: some things are better than whip cream
Rating: 3.31/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 6:29 pm

WHAT I'VE LEARNED - the best things in life aren't things...


TAGS: your pappys pappys pappys did things a little differently
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 1:35 am
The Vandals were hacks. In all seriousness, I get a little tired of certain "older" individuals pissing about the new generation. Happens everywhere, and has since the dawn of time. I couldn't reference it all in one poster, though.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Longing for a time when thievery and vandalism were regarded as good things? Mmmm yes, "there's a good little parasite".
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
S'all good, Mo. I didn't expect anything of this one. Wasn't even going to upload it, in fact.
MO - August 10, 2009, 11:02 pm
It's been brought to my attention that I may have 3Ld your poster Haar. Damn it. That sux 'cause I really did mean to 5 it. I'll make it up to you. Promise....
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm
Don't know aboot all that ballyhoo....but I do know that no matter what they say.....it's NOT ok underway, and it is queer at the pier!! 5 Roman candles!!!

D'OH! MUSEUM? - Good things don't end in 'eum', they end in 'mania'... or 'teria'

ohhhhh... i don't know -

Gingers -

TAGS: hell has wonderful things too
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:36 pm
I'd give you my soul, darlin', but unfortunately, me and the Son of Perdition already have an accord, so I guess I'll just have to give you my heart instead. (I have also have other viable organs if you're interested, too. :P)
mizzdizz - April 15, 2017, 7:47 am
Who needs a soul when I steal all the souls I want? Hmmmm that reminds me.... my freckle count is getting kinda low....^!

There were things you wanted to tell me -

TAGS: things tell dying say scared voice faltered sewed lips buried
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 29, 2016, 6:16 am

mizzdizz - October 28, 2016, 11:35 pm
Excellent, 69! Glad you're making posters again and showing us how it's done. ^!

Old Women -

TAGS: old people say weirdest things
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2016, 3:37 am
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 26, 2016, 3:36 am
Yep, the old noggin isn't too inspired lately.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2016, 3:02 pm
You'd be surprised Cynic! Oh, wait, you're 'Cynic' for a reason.....nevermind! chuckle, chuckle....^!
MissPriss - August 25, 2016, 11:47 am
Hey crotchety!!! You getting to old or too fat to be here more often bahaha glad to "see" you!!

Overthinking -

ice cold beer -

Sibling Rivalry -

TAGS: kids do the darndest things
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 17, 2014, 5:31 am
Red is such a good color for her! Goes well with her skin tone!

Bucket List -

TAGS: few more things to do
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:18 am
Haven't been to the Philippines yet....
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:18 pm
Cost efficient place? Sorsogan, Philippines. Research the time of year. From what I know (limited) best bang for the buck.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:59 am
I'll probably never finish my bucket list, but that means there's still more adventures to be had, things to do, places to see, things to learn... There are a couple of things that probably won't happen, but being able to surf again, may be doable!

Plus Side -

TAGS: key inside people things sardines
Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:13 pm
JesusWept - February 28, 2016, 8:30 am
LOL & Up

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are all available in nature. Including dildos!


TAGS: finer things appreciation and hammy
Rating: 4.38/5

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pickleviper - July 21, 2012, 5:44 am
Nice. Oh, and hey, Whistler's Mother.


Random Thoughts -

TAGS: superman circumcision things i think of when i cannot sleep
Rating: 3/5

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JesusWept - June 26, 2014, 11:34 am
Supergirl will be a virgin forever lmao. L L L L L